June 2012
via laugh-addict
“When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.”
so i was watching narnia the other day and i had to pause
there are some people on here
who like
you know
um
every time they make a text post i want to reply with ‘i love you i love you so much will you date me or be my roommate i just want to hang out with you constantly because you are an excellent person let’s get a cat together’
but no i play it cool and scroll past and cry
I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose
don’t just hold your horses; caress your horses. make them feel special.
if u ever feel down
just remember that samuel l jackson did an impression of nicki minaj



